I don't know how I did it but I lost a sock while changing at the gym. Sterile uncluttered environment, no place for one sock to run and hide but somehow he did. I walked in with two socks on and left with one. While I was in the locker room looking for my sock in walked a couple of gals from water arobics. I'll just call them Ethel and Lucy since I don't know their names and they're a couple of fun broads. They were astonished as well and then laughing at me as I left with one sock on.
Three weeks later I went to the movies with my daughters and must have left my new brown suede gloves that my hub gave me for Christmas on the ticket counter.
Went back a couple of days later (I know you're thinking why didn't you do it right then, silly me, got caught up in the movie and just forgot about it)
As I was asking movie ticket boy if my nice gloves were in lost and found, in walked Ethel and Lucy headed to the afternoon matinee.
Ethel - Oh how nice to see you - what are you going to go see? Me - Nothing today, just looking for a pair of lost gloves. Lucy - Hmmmm, you lose lots of things don't you? Me - wondering what is she talking about? Ethel - Yeah did you ever find your sock? Me - No and oh yeah, you're right I do lose things. Lucy - Next thing you know you'll be losing your panties. Hahhhahah Ethel - Yeah hahhahahahha Me - Haw haw (but inside I'm not laughing, they could be right)
Man I'm such a loser - I won't even tell you how I left a black glove two weeks ago in a Chicago cab - ok I just did. See I'm losing it. /